ASK YOUR CAT: The Oracle Deck With Cattitude

"It's like CAT GPT."

You already ask your cat everything. Now the cat can answer.

Ask Your Cat is a 54-card oracle deck of funny answer cards delivering pure, unfiltered feline judgment. Ask any yes-or-no question, pull a card, and receive the wisdom of the smartest "person" in the house. Will you get "Purr-mission granted"? "Request denied"? Or the devastating "Yes, but I will be silently judging you"? That's between you and the cat.

Because you both know they're smarter than you.

"This adorable and informative deck has completely changed my life."
Wendi McLendon-Covey, star of NBC's St. Denis Medical, Bridesmaids, animal advocate, and proud cat lady

What You Get:

• 54 different answers, from reluctant approval to flat denial
• Professionally printed, full color, with premium blue-core card stock
• Sturdy 2-piece box that survives being knocked off the counter
• Zero helpful advice...or is it? You decide.

The purr-fect gift for cat lovers, cat moms and dads, coworkers with cat-themed desks, and anyone who has ever been ignored by something they love. Pairs dangerously well with Ask Your Gay BFF and Atomic Cat Tarot.

Get two so they can keep each other company when you're not home. 

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